Liquorscopes
Tequila Sunrise
Oh, Aries. You are passionate. You are motivated! You are confident!! You are IMPULSIVE. Which is why the tequila sunrise is your drink. Sweet, fruity, and STRONG. There’s no coincidence that you’re the first fire sign of the bunch. But Aries, you seem to get frustrated easily and you need to ease down a bit! We get that you’re determined and relentless but it’s time to go out, drink your tequila sunrise and try not to end relationships in an act of rage and expect forgiveness in half an hour when the rage is gone. Your sweet and passionate self can’t save you all the time (although it works most of the time).
Martini
We’ve never met a Taurus too charismatic or a martini too strong. The Martini may be strong but you are stronger. Taurus' are outgoing and full of life with a touch of severe stubbornness. When that dirty martini hits, it’s eccentric– but can be stubborn when it first goes down, just like a Taurus! Regardless, you know how to have a good time and how to make the most out of even the worst situations. You’re always a blast to be around!
Blue Long Island Iced Tea.
Geminis are outgoing, fun, enthusiastic, and a bit impulsive (especially when it comes to having a good time). With Long Island iced teas, you have so many different liquors in there that you really never know which one is going to hit you that day. Same with Geminis. You’re not bossy, you’re the boss. You’re assertive and know what you want, and what you want is to get lit. There may be consequences but you’ll deal with them when they get there (in the shape of a hangover).
Bourbon on the rocks
Cancers are very emotional and somewhat challenging sign. Although extremely loyal and caring, they can be a BIT possessive and stubborn but deep down are actually sensitive and full of emotions- like a nice bourbon on the rocks. With this strong but sensitive drink, you find yourself opening up as the drink waters down. But be careful cancers, because one wrong sip and both you and the bourbon get aggressive, emotional, and you may ruin the night for those around you. Luckily, (for the most part) you tend to keep your cool for a fun night out.
Prosecco
G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S. You may not be Fergie, but you are a Leo. You are the center of your own world and what’s better for your poppin' personality than a poppin' drink to match? You are truly too glam to give a damn and definitely too good for that domestic beer everyone else around you is drinking. People are likely not to approach you because let's face it, you give off that “don’t you dare try” vibe. Leos are known for being extra and nothing says extra like sippin' on some bubbly in the middle of a sports grill.
Red Wine
Look at you having that glass of red wine, Virgo. Looking classy as can be. You always look your best and look strangely put together, always in control of the situation. The red wine gives off your strong and dominant vibes, but you know it will also bring out your sensitivity later. You are observant to those around you and you know they are observant of you. You are not a force to be reckoned with! You can come off a bit standoffish and self-centered and this may be why you’ll probably end up alone at the end of the night (sorry!) BUT you are too much of a bad bitch to care.
Piña Colada
Libras, you love a good fruity drink. You love the balance between a yummy fruit and alcohol. You also love the fact that you won’t notice you’re TOO lit until it’s TOO late. You’re an expert at getting shit done without putting too much effort from your end. Some call you lazy, we call you SMART AF. You order that piña colada in the middle of the club and don’t give any f*cks what anyone has to say. Blend it up, baby.
Whiskey Gin
Scorpios and Whiskey Gin both require an acquired taste. Whiskey is tough at first and hard to swallow while the gin is soft and gentle as it creeps up on you. Sounds like a Scorpio to me. Scorpios often have a tough front but are the ones who feel the deepest. That Whiskey Gin is a tough ass drink and that tough ass Scorpio KNOWS she’s too good for you. Basically, if the Scorpio doesn’t seem interested when she’s out, then 9/10 she’s not.
Mojito
Mojitos are the perfect blend of citrus, sweet, and strong. They’re adaptable and straightforward, just like our Sagittarius pals. Sags are intellectual and adventurous and just like Mojitos, they’re a great time. You’ll get their sweet side with the sugar and then the wild side with the rum! They know what they want and how they want it. Their overconfidence and lack of patience will have any bartender QUAKING.
Margarita
Capricorns, you earth sign YOU! While being insanely practical and ambitious, you can be a bit stubborn and self-centered. The good thing is that you can be mixed with a variety of situations and still figure out how to pull through, just like a good margarita can be mixed with a variety of flavors. Even if you’re at the corner of the party that you didn’t even want to attend anyway, you have that delicious margarita in your hand, just waiting for the moment that tequila hits you because you know you secretly LOVE the wild side. Capricorns, everyone knows there’s tequila in margaritas so you’re not fooling anyone.
Tequila Shots
Aquarians are known for being wild, sassy, spontaneous, and adventurous, with a splash of emotional detachment. You are blunt, straight forward, and don’t like beating around the bush– and tequila shots do just that. Although you might be downing those shots to avoid why you went out in the first place, you are ready to party and you thrive off knowing that everyone is looking at you and that no one will take you home. (okay, maybe one if they’re lucky).
Sangria
The general rule of thumb with Sangria is that it can be as sweet as you make it, reminding us of the water sign-PISCES. Pisces can be tough and if you know one or ARE one, you totally agree. Pisces have these idealistic ways of how things need to be, and like with every single Pisces, they can make their Sangria custom made. Some are stronger, others softer and sweeter. They can be extremely sensitive but can be sometimes hurtful and relentless, so make sure to try and keep your Pisces friend below the “wasted” pointed, or you will get your feelings hurt.